If I repeat oga booga and bow to my goat headed virgin god will my wish be granted?

[avg_human_a_moron]

No different than your religion! Now watch the fairytale dfenders jump out cause thier God is the "real one." Hahahahah!! sure...
Please do not offer me any spiritual advice peasents.
quoting a mere 100 year old rag does not impress me, 1 million scrolls were burnt at Alexandria containg all the knowledge of the ancient world. Think your paltry fairytale is the real truth? haahahhaahah hahahah ignorant masses!

[longviewcyclistlady]

The afterlife you have will be the one you have chosen. You are totally responsible for every choice you make. You have undoubtedly heard the truth several times, so I am not bound to share it with you yet again.

God is love. I wonder if that statement offends athiests...whatever the case, your question is hateful.

You have plenty of time to change your mind. Choose carefully.

[reallytrue101]

Oh, no you expect something that won't happen with me. I am a devout Christian; I
teach directly from the manuscripts.

I think you are absolutely right. You should repeat the oga booga and bow to your goat headed virgin god as much as you possibly can. Don't forget any of the steps required in it, okay?

Good job; you are doing great. God wants you to show those true colors, and you certainly are. Give it all ya got. You are making everything so much better and so much easier for all of us, do you realize that?
Yep, its true: Separating the Wheat from the Tares might have taken all day, but with folks like you, it could be done in minutes.
Show those true colors - put a nice big colorful tag on your head that says "TARE", and then the rest of us don't have to sit and wait all day.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[mags2313]

Nope.
There is no god homie.

[<tuberoot>]

It might. I don't know anyone who tried it.